Suzanne Basham, a woman from Springfield, Missouri, was none too pleased to discover the crack cocaine she bought was actually plain old sugar. She was so upset she decided to call the cops to report her dealer for theft. Drugs: a sure fire way to leading the life of a Block Head!
Police arrested a Florida man at Lowdermilk Park on Thursday after he allegedly harassed a woman with a pool noodle before punching her in the face... all because she allegedly threw his watermelon into the ocean. Assault with a pool noodle makes you a noodle brain, sir. And a Block Head as well.
27-year-old Anthony Tornowski was arrested for eating or destroying approximately $1,000 worth of food at a Alfalfa's in Boulder, Colorado. Tornowski had blurry red eyes and alcohol on his breath. Well, this sounds like the worst case of the munchies EVER!
At around 3 in the morning on January 4, 2011, Richard Troupe drove up to a Burger King in Longmont, Colorado... sans pants. He proceeded to ask Jennifer Scott, a female employee at the drive through if she'd like to hold his "whopper." I think Mr. Troupe took "have your way" too literally. Troupe was sentenced Monday to a year of work release, four years of sex offender probation, and 80 hours of community service... for being a whopping Block Head.
Burger King's "Angry Triple Whopper" (R) with three beef patties, bacon, pepper jack cheese, Jalapeno peppers, "Angry" onions, tomatoes, lettuce and "Angry" sauce ngry Whopper" is seen on August 19, 2009 in Washington, DC, boasting 1360 calories, 91 grams of fat, 33 grams trans fat, 235 mg cholesterol, 59 grams of carbs, 13 grams sugar, 77 grams protein, and 1830 mg sodium, plus the 500 calorie French Fries. AFP Photo/Paul J. Richards (Photo credit should read PAUL J. RICHARDS/AFP/Getty Images)
After Tom Brady and New England lost the Big Game, model wife Gisele Bundchen proceeded to bash Brady's teammates saying, "My husband cannot f****** throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time... I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times." We understand you're being supportive of your hubby, Gisele. But there is a time and a place for things like that, and the place is not in public.
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - FEBRUARY 05: Tom Brady #12 of the New England Patriots is comforted by his wife Gisele Bundchen after losing to the New York Giants by a score of 21-17 in Super Bowl XLVI at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 5, 2012 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images