Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar are expecting their 20th child. BREAKING NEWS: Michelle's Duggar's uterus quits citing unfair labor laws!

WASHINGTON - SEPTEMBER 17: Michelle (L) and Jim Bob Duggar of The Learning Channel TV show "19 Kids and Counting" speak at the Values Voter Summit on September 17, 2010 in Washington, DC. The annual summit drew nearly two thousand people to advocate for conservative causes. (Photo by Brendan Hoffman/Getty Images)

During Wednesday night's CNBC debate, Rick Perry stated he wanted to do away with three agencies of government, but can't remember what they are. Oh, wait. One of them is education. The punch line writes itself here, folks.

ROCHESTER, MI - NOVEMBER 09: Republican presidential candidate Texas Governor Rick Perry answers a question during a debate hosted by CNBC and the Michigan Republican Party at Oakland University on November 9, 2011 in Rochester, Michigan. The debate is the first meeting of the eight GOP presidential hopefuls since allegations of sexual impropriety have surfaced against front-runner Herman Cain. (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

A man in Grand Junction, Coloroda, named Leslie Lind was arrested for robbing a liquor store wearing nothing but socks. I guess he didn't see the sign saying "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Robbery."

A 21-year-old woman and her boyfriend put down a 32-year-old horse they had been caring for... then she got naked, crawled inside the horse, and took photos. The couple states they wanted to feel "one with the horse." Whenever I want to feel "one with nature" I just meditate or do some yoga.

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WHITTINGTON, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 28: A horse stands in a field next to sheep as the sun sets in the Cotswolds on October 28, 2011 in Whittington, England. Temperatures are expected to rise at the end of the month as it looks to be one of the warmest Octobers on record. (Photo by Dan Istitene/Getty Images)

Herman Cain's latest defense against harassment claims: "For everyone that that falsely accuses me, THOUSANDS will say I didn't harass them." Ummm, does Herman know that people claiming he didn't harass still doesn't UNHARASS another?

ROCHESTER, MI - NOVEMBER 09: Former CEO of Godfather's Pizza Herman Cain speaks during a debate hosted by CNBC and the Michigan Republican Party at Oakland University on November 9, 2011 in Rochester, Michigan. The debate is the first meeting of the eight GOP presidential hopefuls since allegations of sexual impropriety have surfaced against front-runner Herman Cain. (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

Former Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky is facing up to a 460-year prison sentence for forty charges of deviate sexual intercourse and unlawful contact with a minor. Ya know, that still doesn't seem like enough jail time to me. Ladies and gentlemen, our SUPER Block Head of the Week.

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FILE - In this Aug. 6, 1999 file photo, Penn State head football coach Joe Paterno, right, poses with his defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky during Penn State Media Day at State College, Pa. Pennsylvania state prosecutors said Sandusky, 67, was arrested Saturday, Nov. 5, 2011, on charges that he sexually abused eight young men. Also, Penn State athletic director Tim Curley and Penn State vice president for finance and business Gary Schultz, 62, are expected to turn themselves in on Monday in Harrisburg, Pa., on charges of perjury and failure to report under Pennsylvania’s child protective services law in connection with the investigation into the abuse allegations against Sandusky. (AP Photo/Paul Vathis, File)