Boston - It's wicked Ahhsome!

"Welcome to bean Town!" - Photo by Darren McCollester/Newsmakers

386595 01: A Red Line subway car, known as the T in Boston, crosses the Charles River March 12, 2001 in Cambridge, MA. Boston's subway system, the oldest in the nation, has plans to auction off the rights to name four of its busiest stations. Last week's pre-bid meeting brought no potential bidders. (Photo by Darren McCollester/Newsmakers)

Atlanta - Also known a 'HOTlanta' because of debilitating heat. Good times!

Denver - Aaaahhhh the Sunshine State... Oh! Denver, gorgeous... gorgeous.

Chicago - Deep dish pizza and the Cubs... OK, so maybe just thte pizza.

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This August 29, 2011 photo shows the skyline of Chicago as seen from a commercial aircraft. (Photo credit should read KAREN BLEIER/AFP/Getty Images)

New York City - You're already here, so go do something.

NEW YORK - AUGUST 24: The Empire State Building is viewed from the observation deck at Rockefeller Center on August 24, 2010 in New York City. A proposed tower on 34th Street would stand only 900 feet away from the iconic Empire State Building if it were to be completed. The new tower, which would be built at 15 Penn Plaza, has drawn criticism from the owners of the 102-storey Empire State Building, who say that at its current proposed height it would be just 34 feet shorter than the Empire State building and would severely alter the view of the Manhattan skyline. Standing at 1,250 feet at the 102nd floor, the Empire State building is currently the tallest building in New York. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

Los Angeles - They have smog, it's always 75 degrees, tons of traffic, and everyone is an expert on not caring about earthquakes.

San Francisco - There are a bunch of hills, a really cool bridge, a famous prison, and Uncle Jesse. Have Mercyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Las Vegas - We'd tell why it's a great place to visit, but they have these rules...

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397478 33: Traffic on the Las Vegas Strip streaks past the repica of the New York's skyline that forms the New York New York hotel, November 16, 2001, in Las Vegas, NV. Despite nationwide security increases following the terror attacks of September 11, tourist attractions along the Las Vegas Strip maintain the appearance of being uneffected by the changes. (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)

Seattle - Watch out, they throw giant fish at you.

Orlando - They have Disney World... which beats the hell out of Disneyland!