Before we take a look, let’s clarify: Reddit is a a social news and entertainment website; meaning registered users control the content, whether it is text or a link to another destination. That content is either voted up or down and the most popular content makes it to the front page. There are also subreddits, or content organized into specific interests , ranging from serious news (e.g., r/syria) and not so serious (e.g., r/dogs).
One of the most popular subreddits is the r/IAmA, or simply known as “Ask Me Anything”; users submit questions for another user — in this case, Madonna — to answer. Many recognizable names have participated in an AMA: President Barack Obama, Bill Gates, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Morgan Freeman, comedian Louis C.K., Larry King and Michael Bolton are just a few.
Now that you have an understanding of what one is, here are 11 facts we learned about Madonna from her Reddit AMA.
Madonna believes a clean home
is a happy home
If we take Madonna at her word, while the AMA was being conducted, she was vacuuming her home while her housekeeper typed her answers. That, or she’s a tricky minx that quickly found an excuse to any spelling and grammar mistakes.
Madonna still wants to see the world
It might be hard to believe, but there are places on this big blue planet that Madonna hasn’t stepped foot on. Two places she would love to visit: Egypt and the island of Lamu in Kenya.
Madonna is kind of shallow
You had to see this one coming: people on the internet asked Madonna out on a date. Her reply? “Send photo.” When the user replied their beauty was internal, Madge replied with the same answer, but quickly followed it up with “show me your internal beauty then.”
Madonna wants Frank Ocean on her “team”
Answer: “Frank Ocean.”
The young and talented singer is actually bisexual, coming out in July 2012. You might have a chance, Madonna. Go get ’em!
Madonna is 420 friendly
Madonna must be flooded with gifts when her birthday comes around every year, but her favorite gift was a penis-shaped bong. Read into that answer as much as you wish.
Madonna dreams of a family with Brad Pitt
To be fair, this is a dream for many woman and even some men. But the family Pitt dream is the last she can remember.
“Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed. Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream.”
Madonna’s advice for a broken heart:
“Gang Bang” is a song off of Madonna’s twelfth and most recent studio album, MDNA.
Madonna’s children are her life
The “stranded on a desert island” game is a fun one to play. A reddit user asked, “If you had to live on a stranded island with two other people for the rest of your life, what two people would you choose?”
Madonna answered she would have to bring her four children. When it comes to family, Madonna refuses to play by the rules.
Censorship is still an issue
Madonna has taken a stand on many issues in the past, but her current passion and creative inspiration is artist censorship.
“Censoring of artists, around the world. Censorship – for instance Pussy Riot.”
Madonna will show you where
to put those hydrangeas
Do you think giving Madonna some beautiful hydrangeas will make her smile? Well, you’re wrong. She’ll tell you to shove them where the sun don’t shine.
Seriously. Madonna LOATHES hydrangeas.
Hey, Daft Punk. Call Madonna!
“I would love to work with Daft Punk… just waiting for them to return my call.”
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