Want to have a unique voice mail to get your friends talking?

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried will record a custom outgoing voice mail message for you, assuring that no one will ever leave you one again!

All you have to do is win an online auction held by the P.S. 11 PTA here in Manhattan. Organizers at the school expect Gottfried’s ear-punching tones to fetch more than $1,000 bucks, but we expect it will go a bit higher.

The auction item is being donated by Gilbert and is only for personal use and may not be used for any advertising. You must be over the age of 18 to receive the voice message.

Bidding begins this morning at 9AM…good luck!

Click HERE to access the Charity Buzz auction and check out Gilbert at work (no bad language!):

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