“I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.”

“He’s just a poor boy, no band, no family!”

Alright, I’m sure Richie Castellano has a family who certainly loves him dearly, but he is for sure sans band. That’s why he has to cover songs, like Queen‘s “Bohemian Rhapsody” all by his lonesome.

To be clear, I am 100% jealous of Richie. He plays those instruments better than I know how to sign my name. And my handwriting borders on calligraphy.

Watch for yourself.

Yes, we’ll take Freddie Mercury any day, but this was UH-MAY-ZING. And if he manicured that facial hair, he could probably rock a sweet Mercury-esque ‘stache.

“Bohemian Rhapsody” isn’t the only classic he’s put his multitasking touch to. Check out his cover of “ABC” by the Jackson 5!

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