What kind of person are you if you don’t like Halloween? Too many pennies in your bag each year must have made you bitter.
Forget about those stingy neighbors who never put candy out for you, October 31st is the perfect time to live it up. No matter how old you are, you get to dress up in costume and run around like a kid/fool. You can’t lose here.
Wish you were a dragon in real life?
Breath fire, baby.